Sophie Turns 2

Tedesco munchkin now old enough to join Build-A-Bear cult

SAN ANTONIO — Toy company Build-A-Bear Workshop Inc. announced it expects to break a new record in profits this year after Tedesco munchkin Sophie Tedesco celebrated her two-year birthday, making her old enough to join the ranks of other Tedesco girls who have been indoctrinated in the Cult of the Build-A-Bear. “Build-A-Bear is thriving today…

Tedesco pillow fort

Security flaws discovered in Tedesco pillow fort

SAN ANTONIO — A ramshackle fort made of pillows, blankets and couch cushions in the home of Pete and Sophie Tedesco violated numerous security protocols and even looked as if children had built it, dumbfounded military officials announced today. “Wow. Where to begin?” visibly flabbergasted Randall Yates of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers told…