Pete and Sophie on Halloween

Halloween superhero costumes replace entire wardrobe

SAN ANTONIO — Local law enforcement officials unveiled plans today for Tedesco munchkins Pete and Sophie Tedesco to wear their totally kickass superhero Halloween costumes every single day for the rest of their lives. Police said the strategy will drastically reduce crime rates in Gotham City. Plus, the supercool Batman and Wonder Woman costumes are…

Sophie Turns 2

Tedesco munchkin now old enough to join Build-A-Bear cult

SAN ANTONIO — Toy company Build-A-Bear Workshop Inc. announced it expects to break a new record in profits this year after Tedesco munchkin Sophie Tedesco celebrated her two-year birthday, making her old enough to join the ranks of other Tedesco girls who have been indoctrinated in the Cult of the Build-A-Bear. “Build-A-Bear is thriving today…

Tedesco pillow fort

Security flaws discovered in Tedesco pillow fort

SAN ANTONIO — A ramshackle fort made of pillows, blankets and couch cushions in the home of Pete and Sophie Tedesco violated numerous security protocols and even looked as if children had built it, dumbfounded military officials announced today. “Wow. Where to begin?” visibly flabbergasted Randall Yates of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers told…