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| Gigi Tedesco, a member of the Build-a-Bear cult |
DENVER – Throngs of Tedesco children are flocking to the new toy store Build-a-Bear Workshop Inc., resulting in skyrocketing profits for the cult-like corporation.
“At Build-a-Bear, our company is where friends are made,” spokesperson Imelda Hucksley told reporters. “And our best friends are the cute little Tedesco munchkins Maddy, Lili and Gigi, who have completed our indoctrination process with flying colors.
“All hail the Great Bear!” Hucksley added.
Company revenues have swelled ever since the Tedesco kids discovered the colorful stores, which offer myriad ways to get children hooked on customizing cuddly teddy bears.
Hucksley said the Tedesco girls have rapidly learned to finagle their parents into paying outrageous sums of money on inanimate, soulless stuffed animals.
“Every piece of fluffy stuffing that a Tedesco tyke orders for her bear is a dollar that’s been fleeced by a hapless parent,” Hucksley happily noted.
With the recent birth of yet another Tedesco girl, Makenna, Hucksley predicted that by the year 2009, the company will successfully complete its plans of world domination.
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hi uncule Juin!
it is maddie and cooper!
Love you!
Hi little whippersnappers. Hey Cooper, tell Maddy to e-mail me a copy of her newspaper. I hear it’s really cool.
Great post! Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!
Thanks Andrew, glad you like it. Unfortunately, every word is true.
hey why did you say we were talkind about boys we were doind makeovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!☺
sorry that meant to be doing!!