DENVER — Local toddler Gigi Ramirez Tedesco, 5, would like to interest you in a subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine for the low-low price of $5.99 a month, Gigi announced in a dinner-time telephone call to relatives today.

Get the latest fashions and catch up on the latest-celebrity gossip, Gigi said during the unsolicited long-distance telephone call that she totally dialed without anyone’s help.

“I can get you a vewy special deal,” Gigi said while in the background her mother, Georgia, expressed outrage that Gigi was using the cell phone again.

How Gigi, who can’t read, was able to figure out the phone numbers of her aunts and uncles could not be ascertained by press time.

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