By John Tedesco, editor in chief | March 20, 2009 - 3:11 pm
Posted in Category: Jennifer, John
The Tedesco baby, 30 years from now

The Tedesco baby, 30 years from now

SAN ANTONIO — Even before his birth, the next Tedesco baby is showing the telltale signs of being a total stud, a flustered nurse announced at a press conference today.

“The ultrasound clearly showed that John and Jennifer are going to have a boy,” said Glenda Hodgkins, the nurse who performed the ultrasound this morning at the University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio.

“I saw the classic traits of a Tedesco guy: The strong jaw, dreamy eyes, and thick, flowing locks of hair.”

Jen and John's future baby

Jen and John's future baby

Hodgkins then tore her eyes from the sonogram photos and fanned her flushed face. “Whew! is it hot in here or what?” she asked no one in particular.

The flustered nurse concluded: “This kid’s testosterone levels are way off the charts. Hot nurses are already asking for his phone number, so they can look him up in 20 years. Clearly, this kid is a Tedesco.”

This entry was posted on Friday, March 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm and is filed under Jennifer, John. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Comments

    March 21, 2009 @ 12:38 pm


    This is so awesome! Congrats to you both. I can’t wait to meet Baby Tedesco. Although I am seriously praying that he doesn’t look like Andrew Dice Clay or that his first word is a 4-letter word, and I don’t mean Mama or Dada.

    Posted by Tina Brown
    March 22, 2009 @ 7:13 pm


    Hey there John and Jennifer:

    Congratulations! You guys are going to be great parents. This is great news.

    If you need any baby advice, don’t ask me — it’s been too long since I’ve had babies. Good luck with that! :-)

    Lisa Marie

    Posted by Lisa Marie Gomez
    April 21, 2009 @ 7:30 am


    Thanks guys., we’re excited.

Leave a Reply