By John Tedesco, editor in chief | February 22, 2010 - 7:23 am
Posted in Category: Annie Tedesco

HOLLYWOOD — Annie Tedesco’s starring role in a funny Bud Light commercial was widely hailed by Tedesco guys as the most awesome thing ever that surpasses everything they’ve ever done in life.

“Dude, she starred in a beer commercial!” Mike Tedesco told reporters at a press conference as he gave high-fives to other members of the Tedesco clan. “Have you people ever achieved that kind of greatness? Me neither.”

The commercial was a masterpiece of drama and suspense, Tedesco guys said.

“I deeply appreciated the inner battle the heroine faced dealing with her nemesis, the waiter,” Paul Tedesco said. “It reminded me of all the times waiters ignored me at a bar when I was trying to buy cold, frosty Bud Light. Now I know I need to trip those jerk waiters into a glass window.”

What made the commercial so special, her family said, was the challenging role for the actress.

“This commercial proves my sister has awesome acting chops,” her brother, John Gronbeck-Tedesco, announced. “At the beginning of the commercial, she had to act all quiet and shy and reserved. I’m here to tell ya, she really had to dig deep to pull that off.”

By John Tedesco, editor in chief | February 11, 2010 - 9:20 pm
Posted in Category: Pete

SAN ANTONIO — Authorities evacuated a local neighborhood today after an innocent-looking toddler was accused of making freakishly scary pterodactyl noises.

“I saw this cute little boy smiling at me and he was so adorable,” said landscaper Burt Wilson. “Next thing I knew, he was making high-pitched squeals like some kind of Tauntaun out of ‘Empire Strike Back.’ I ran like hell, man.”

Police identified the suspect as 6-month-old Pete “Bird Boy” Tedesco.

“Our S.W.A.T. negotiators were forced to make squawking noises just to communicate with the little tyke,” said Sgt. Harold Wadsworth of the San Antonio Police Department. “He’s probably perfectly harmless. We think.”