SAN ANTONIO — Authorities evacuated a local neighborhood today after an innocent-looking toddler was accused of making freakishly scary pterodactyl noises.

“I saw this cute little boy smiling at me and he was so adorable,” said landscaper Burt Wilson. “Next thing I knew, he was making high-pitched squeals like some kind of Tauntaun out of ‘Empire Strike Back.’ I ran like hell, man.”

Police identified the suspect as 6-month-old Pete “Bird Boy” Tedesco.

“Our S.W.A.T. negotiators were forced to make squawking noises just to communicate with the little tyke,” said Sgt. Harold Wadsworth of the San Antonio Police Department. “He’s probably perfectly harmless. We think.”

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