The Tedesco Times is a Pewlitzer-prize winning newspaper that has been covering the exploits of the Tedesco crime family for six years.

Who are the Tedescos? The FBI traced the family’s origins to Spokane, Wash. But like any good prison gang, the Tedescos fanned out all over the country.

Don’t look now, but if you live in Washington, Colorado, California, Kansas, Texas, or Alcatraz, there’s probably a Tedesco sneaking up on you even as you read this.

Look out behind you! Oh, too late. Cole got you.

The Tedesco Times has a collection of video evidence at its Youtube channel.

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And for past stories and photo albums going back six years, click here for our old web site, where you’ll get the scoop on John, Joe, Paul, Mike, Kristin, Primo, Prima, Maddy, Lili, Gigi, Cole, Cooper, Makenna, and all their crooked relatives.