HOLLYWOOD — Annie Tedesco’s starring role in a funny Bud Light commercial was widely hailed by Tedesco guys as the most awesome thing ever that surpasses everything they’ve ever done in life.

“Dude, she starred in a beer commercial!” Mike Tedesco told reporters at a press conference as he gave high-fives to other members of the Tedesco clan. “Have you people ever achieved that kind of greatness? Me neither.”

The commercial was a masterpiece of drama and suspense, Tedesco guys said.

“I deeply appreciated the inner battle the heroine faced dealing with her nemesis, the waiter,” Paul Tedesco said. “It reminded me of all the times waiters ignored me at a bar when I was trying to buy cold, frosty Bud Light. Now I know I need to trip those jerk waiters into a glass window.”

What made the commercial so special, her family said, was the challenging role for the actress.

“This commercial proves my sister has awesome acting chops,” her brother, John Gronbeck-Tedesco, announced. “At the beginning of the commercial, she had to act all quiet and shy and reserved. I’m here to tell ya, she really had to dig deep to pull that off.”

HOLLYWOOD — Item! John “Primo” Gronbeck-Tedesco is, like, totally famous after he was interviewed by a television reporter for an awesome news story.

You probably already know his sister stars in Superbowl commercials and her autographs sell on E-bay for a gazillion dollars. Like, oh my God, everybody knows that. Duh.

But Primo was on the news about a movie he starred in 25 years ago when he was a cutsie pie. He played a little farm boy in this movie. I think it was called “The Day After” or something, and it has something to do with people bursting into flames.

Anyway, Primo survived and he’s all growns up now and famous.

Back off ladies! He’s mine!

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LOS ANGELES — Item! Annie Tedesco is starring in a real life movie!

Unlike most Tedescos who seek fame and fortune on YouTube, Cousin Annie is starring in the independent film Suspension, which is now out on DVD!

A reliable source at Blockbuster Video said Annie Tedesco has been featured in all kinds of commercials, like the Superbowl commercial for CareerBuilder.com and the “Mahna Mahna” commercial for Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

What have you done lately, punk?

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