John Tedesco: The top dog of the
Tedesco clan. John is the eldest, wisest, most cool brother.
Joe Tedesco:
The runt of the litter, Joe took ballet as a child and never recovered. Years after he gave up dancing, Joe still is most comfortable in a leotard.
Paul Tedesco:
Paul is the most beloved by Mom and Dad, probably because he has the cleanest criminal record. Wait, there was that jail stint in Pullman. Never mind.
Mike Tedesco:
Mike is a sparkling conversationalist who radiates charm. Not. It is highly
likely Mike's 4-year-old daughter has a broader vocabulary.
Kristin
Tedesco: The fates have not been kind to Kristin, who not only is the
baby of the family, but also the only girl. On the plus side, Mom and Dad
allowed her to drink wine at an early age -- a skill she excels at in
adulthood.
John Tedesco: The top dog of the
Tedesco clan. John is the eldest, wisest, most cool brother. 
Joe Tedesco:
The runt of the litter, Joe took ballet as a child and never recovered. Years after he gave up dancing, Joe still is most comfortable in a leotard.
Paul Tedesco:
Paul is the most beloved by Mom and Dad, probably because he has the cleanest criminal record. Wait, there was that jail stint in Pullman. Never mind. 
Mike Tedesco:
Mike is a sparkling conversationalist who radiates charm. Not. It is highly
likely Mike's 4-year-old daughter has a broader vocabulary.
Kristin
Tedesco: The fates have not been kind to Kristin, who not only is the
baby of the family, but also the only girl. On the plus side, Mom and Dad
allowed her to drink wine at an early age -- a skill she excels at in
adulthood.