Police said the unforgivable transgression occurred at the home of Joe’s brother, bassist Paul Tedesco. Fellow band members were mortified by the error, police said.
“I can confirm that the jam session was totally kickin’ until Joe screwed up ‘Eruption,'” said Police Spokesman Hewbert McDonald of the Denver Police Department.
“You know that part when Eddie plays a boat-load of sixteenth notes? Well, Joe played an eighth note instead of a sixteenth note. You can imagine how that ruined the vibe of the whole evening.”
Band members immediately called 911 to report the crime.
McDonald said it was unclear whether Joe, a perfectionist who insists on making no mistakes, will ever recover from the error. It was also unclear whether Joe would be able to post bond.