“My God, how did I ever think this would end well?” frazzled munchkin mother Jennifer Hiller asked as she uncorked a bottle of cheap Chardonnay at a press conference today.
Asked who won the game, Jennifer glared at the questioner. “No one wins when you play Chutes and Ladders with Pete and Sophie, my ignorant friend. No one.”
Jennifer said she hadn’t felt this bad since losing to John in a cutthroat game of Monopoly on June 6, 2013.