Sophie Turns 2

Tedesco munchkin now old enough to join Build-A-Bear cult

SAN ANTONIO — Toy company Build-A-Bear Workshop Inc. announced it expects to break a new record in profits this year after Tedesco munchkin Sophie Tedesco celebrated her two-year birthday, making her old enough to join the ranks of other Tedesco girls who have been indoctrinated in the Cult of the Build-A-Bear. “Build-A-Bear is thriving today…

Makenna at Build-A-Bear

Makenna joins Build-A-Bear cult

DENVER — Build-A-Bear Workshop Inc. announced at a press conference today that it is one step closer to world domination thanks to its newest fan, Tedesco munchkin Makenna Cook. “At Build-a-Bear, Tedesco girls are our best friends,” company spokesperson Imelda Hucksley told reporters. “And our new best friend is Makenna, who completed our cult-like indoctrination…

Gigi and her Build-A-Bear

Tedesco girls join Build-a-Bear cult

DENVER — Throngs of Tedesco children are flocking to the new toy store Build-a-Bear Workshop Inc., resulting in skyrocketing profits for the cult-like corporation. “At Build-a-Bear, our company is where friends are made,” spokesperson Imelda Hucksley told reporters. “And our best friends are the cute little Tedesco munchkins Maddy, Lili and Gigi, who have completed…