Lili at school

Lili’s mom barely survives first week of kindergarten

DENVER — Lili Ramirez Tedesco, 5, easily breezed through her first week of kindergarten while her mother, Georgia, suffered a nervous breakdown, according to an e-mail obtained today exclusively by the Tedesco Times. Writing about her daughter’s first day of school, Georgia wrote: “She had not a single bit of anxiety, there was no hesitation,…

Candyland game goes horribly wrong

Candyland game goes horribly wrong

DENVER — United Nations officials have called for an end to all hostilities at the home of Paul and Georgia Tedesco, where an innocent game of Candyland turned into a Machiavellian display of political gamesmanship by three cute Tedesco munchkins. “Yikes,” father Paul Tedesco said as he tried to referee the cuthroat game. “I’m related…