Primo's wedding

Breaking news: Primo and Karuna get married!

ITEM! Cousin John and Karuna got married this weekend! Gasp! Sources close to the jet-setting couple say the ceremony was a beautiful, East-meets-West affair at the Drake Hotel in Chicago. It wasn’t immediately clear why the Drake allowed Tedescos inside. But according to witnesses, the wedding was an amazing ceremony attended by friends, family, and…