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Clone dude A company owned by cultists claims to have produced the first human clone, sparking a mix of outrage and skepticism. What do the Tedescos think about this issue?

"Clones are for wimps. I pro-create the old fashioned way, baby."
Mike Tedesco

"I'm all for clones, as long as they're muy caliente."
Cousin John

"A clone of me would be nice. Then I would finally have a friend. Will you be my friend?"
Joe Tedesco

"Can this clone dance? That's all I care about, you dig?"
Dad

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"
Kristin Tedesco