Current EventsA company owned by cultists claims to have produced the first human clone, sparking a mix of outrage and skepticism. What do the Tedescos think about this issue?
"Clones are for wimps. I pro-create the old fashioned way, baby."
"I'm all for clones, as long as they're muy caliente."
"A clone of me would be nice. Then I would finally have a friend. Will you be my friend?"
"Can this clone dance? That's all I care about, you dig?"
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"